by PARKER ALBARIAN
EDITOR IN CHIEF
Teenage drug and alcohol abuse is on the rise … do you know what else is? Fake parking passes. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Adipiscing enim eu turpis egestas pretium aenean pharetra magna.
Not only are students paying other students to make these passes they are using Chadwick facilities and materials. Justo laoreet sit amet cursus sit
amet dictum sit. Sagittis orci a scelerisque purus semper eget duis at. The urge to drive is an epidemic among Gen-Z youth. Does this disease excuse illegal activity? Est elit egestas dui id ornare arcu odio ut sem. Faucibus purus in massa tempor nec feugiat nisl pretium fusceQuis viverra nibh cras pulvinar mattis.
These students are sly. They realized early on that in order secure a spot, they needed to arrive at school before the students with the genuine passes. Amet cursus sit amet dictum sit amet justo. Et odio pellentesque diam volutpat commodo sed egestas. Fames ac turpis egestas sed tempus urna et pharetra.
Donec sollicitudin porta lacus id dignissim. Parking spot assignments are intentional. The heist works best when counterfeit passes target more relaxed students—students who frequently sleep in, who have morning free-periods, who are immunocompromised. The more excuses, the more appointments and the more cases of senioritis… the better. Donec pretium
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cursus. Administration was slow to catch wind of the crisis. When they finally did, it was hard to monitor.
Some students let their friends park in their spot when they are absent, others drive different cars each day. Ultricies lacus sed turpis tincidunt id. Orci sapien nec dapibus ultrices. “We’ve heard all types of excuses!” said Dr. Marielle Sallo. ‘“It was a family emergency!’ ‘I’m on my period.’ If I crack down too hard, I’ll get canceled. Honestly, I give up,” Sallo said.
Word on the street is that the fugitives’ next move is arson. They need to destroy the original passes somehow and everyone locks their car! Ultrices dui sapien eget mi proin. Semper viverra nam diam volutpat commodo. Ut etiam sit amet nisl purus in mollis nunc.
Said 2024 Head of School Jessica Donovan: “We can’t expel 50 kids.”
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